April’s Fools Dive Puns
Written by Melanie Hwa, 22 March 2023.
Mischief is in the air and being underwater doesn’t mean you have to stop having fun! This month we’ve decided to share some pun-fun in conjunction of the April’s Fools Day!
What type of plant are you likely to see when exiting a shore dive on a rough day?
Face plant
A friend of mine has been offering me free Scuba Diving lessons for years now and has told me we can start next week.
I’m not going to hold my breath.
I had to quit my job as a deep sea diver instructor.
The pressure was too much.
What do you call a Norwegian scuba diver?
A fjord explorer.
Being a free diving instructor requires you to teach others how to hold their breath under water while not using scuba gear.
It’s a tankless job.
Why Do Scuba Divers Fall Backwards Out of a Boat?
Because otherwise they’d fall into the boat!
Why did the stingray have a chat with the scuba diver?
He wanted to have a manta-man talk
When Chuck Norris goes scuba diving
He gives the water the bends.
My SCUBA instructor always stressed that you should never go diving alone.
If you have equipment problems, your buddy can help you. If you run out of air, your buddy can help you. If you meet an aggressive shark, your odds are 50-50 instead of 100%.
Did you realize that BOYLES law is actually an acronym?
Breath Or Your Lungs Explode Silly!
What do you call that warm spot in your wetsuit?
a Urinecline!
What type of Decompression Illness do very wealthy SCUBA divers get ?
Mercedes Bends.
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes???
A nervous wreck!
Why don’t skeletons tech dive?
They don’t have the guts!
How do get an octopus to laugh?
Ten tickles.
Why don’t sharks eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
How do divers communicate?
They use speech bubbles.
Did you hear they crossed a snow man with a shark?
All they got was frost bite!
Which dog knows how to swim underwater?
Scuba-doo.
A PADI Instructor, a NAUI Instructor and an SSI Instructor walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, “200 bar?”
Was out diving once when I heard this wonderful singing.
Turned out it was a choral reef.
Son: Dad, when I grow up I wanna be a diver!
Dad: Good. No one has ever done both.
You don’t have to outswim the shark,
you just have to outswim your buddy.
What do you need to give a whale a circumcision?
FOUR skin divers.
What are your thoughts on diving?
Well, I guess it’s descent as a hobby.
ONLY pickup line that might actually work:
Do you need a dive buddy?
Perhaps you can give these tricks a go on your next dive trip, above and below the surface and let us know how it goes! If you are keen on joining our upcoming dive trips , do check it out here!